What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 03:22
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Do you believe that it is right that one Federal judge can block a President's decisions?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How good do you sing and how do you know this?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are the most outrageous violations of restaurant buffet etiquette have you seen?
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
What habits do happy couples have?
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Have you ever heard of the god Priapus being the same as the god Phosphorus?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?
They put up a sign reading
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Nuts and Butts